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I have today off, so i’ve been watching the office instead of posting about it. xD

Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.

Jim: Would you do me a favor and get me Ryan? 
Pam: Absolutely. [hands Jim the phone]
Jim: Went to voicemail. Hey, Ryan. It’s Jim. You know what? Totally disregard that last voicemail because you obviously have your hands tied. Good luck!

(via crackedvessel)

Jim: Hello this is Dwight.
Pam: Hello is this Dwight?
Jim: Yes it is. 
Pam: Oh my goodness you sound sexy.
Jim: Oh, thank you. I’ve been working out.
Dwight: Woah woah woah! Pam! Pam! You are not talking to Dwight right now. You are talking to Jim.
Pam: [into phone] Dwight?
Dwight: No! [waving] I’m over here!
Pam: I’m confused.

Andy: I’m petrified of nipple chafing. One it starts, it’s a vicious circle. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. It’s a tough one. Gotta take precautions.

OMG this is over one picture, I love you guys :)

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